那么 你这周末要做什么呢 So, uh, what are you doing this weekend?
没什么 你要做什么呢 Nothing. What are you doing?
你想出去玩吗 You wanna hang out?
好啊 你想做什么 Sure. What do you wanna do?
我能和你的经理聊聊吗 Can I speak to your manager please?
当然了 请你稍等一下 Oh, definitely. I'm gonna place you on a brief hold.
好 Okay?
奶奶 你不能这么说 Grandma, you can't say that.
那是种族歧视 那就是种族歧视 That's racist. That's always been racist.
-喂 -你好 这里是罗杰辅助服务中心 - Hello? - Hello, this Roger Relay Services.
你正在使用手语翻译 你是贝卡吗 You're using a sign language interpreter. Is this Becca?
是的 Yeah.
你好 贝卡 我是凯莉 Hi, Becca! This is Kylie.
我们那晚在派对上认识的 还记得我吗 We met the other night at the party, remember?
你好 凯莉 你好吗 Oh. Hi, Kylie. How are you?
那天晚上认识你真是太好了 It was really great to meet you the other night,
你看上去是一个很有创造力的人 and you seem like a really creative person,
你会很适合璞蕾丝拉社区 someone that would be a great fit for the Plethora community.
我想帮你起步 I wanted to help you get started.
谢谢你 我觉得我现在的经济状况不合适 Thanks, but I don't really think it's a good time financially.
我不想浪费你的时间 I don't wanna waste your time.
那我告诉你一个小秘密 Oh, well, just to let you know a little secret,
永远不会有合适的时候 there will never be a good time.
我要问你一个问题 你喜欢你的工作吗 I have a question for you. Do you like your job?
不是很喜欢 Not really.
你对你的薪水满意吗 Do you feel like they pay enough?
-当然不满意 -我也是这么想的 - No way. - That's how I felt.
我也是这么感觉的 I felt the same way.
你有没有感觉不被重视 Do you feel undervalued...
不被赏识 总是看着身边的人 underappreciated, watching all the other people
一个个成功 succeed around you?
告诉他 我要在考虑慢性疲劳前 So, tell him that I want to rule out
要先排除 Epstein-Barr and mono,
爱泼斯坦巴尔和莫诺的可能性 before even saying the words chronic fatigue
因为... because, uh...
直接当做你是在和我说话就好 Just talk directly to me like I'm here.
好吧... Oh, right. Uh, well, um...
我刚在璞蕾丝拉起步的时候 When I first started in this Plethora business,
也是这种感觉 我怀疑我自己 I felt the same, I doubted myself.
美国手语证书 乔丹·路易斯
我靠自己能做到吗 Can I do this myself?
-但是你知道吗 -怎么了 - But you know what? - What?
我不是一个人 I was not alone.
璞蕾丝拉是一群有共同理念的人组成的 Plethora is made up of people who are like-minded,
就像你和我 他们都想要成功 like you and me, and they wanna succeed.
催债 不要接
该死 Fuckers.
这世上所有的钱都无法弥补 No amount of money in the world is worth
我们家人分离... our family being separated--
那是我日记里的 是我的个人物品 That's from my journal. It's my private property.
你的日记就在我的房子里 Your journal was in my house.
自从你丢下我们 My life has been fucked up
-我的人生就一团糟 -你想让我看的 - since you left us! - You wanted me to read it.
你不能看我的东西 You can't read my stuff!
皮皮 他走进房间就看到你和哈里亲热 Pip! He walked in and saw you making out with Harry.
你到底在想什么 What the fuck were you thinking?
-他才五岁 -我当时不知道皮皮在家 - He's only five! - I didn't know Pip was home!
你可以赚很多外快 You can make so much extra money.
我上个月赚了一万 I made $10,000 last month,
还有一些补贴 not to mention perks.
还有补贴 Oh, the perks?
是的 Yes.
今年 我可以得到一辆车 This year, I qualified for a car,
-还有璞蕾丝拉的豪华假期 -等等 等等 - and a Plethora luxurious vacation-- - Wait, hold on, wait.
翻译者有一个问题 很抱歉 The interpreter just has a question. I'm sorry.
抱歉 翻译者者回来了 Sorry, interpreter's back.
对 那是个豪华的假期 我和海豚一起游泳 Yes, it was a luxurious vacation where I was swimming with dolphins.
众口难调 第四季第七集
璞蕾丝拉蛋白粉
我打算这么做 So, here's what I'm gonna do.
璞蕾丝拉
我今天就把样品寄给你 一晚上的量 I'm gonna send you an overnight sample pack today,
你明天就能收到了 and you'll receive it tomorrow!
然后你可以体验一晚 And then, you can sit with the products overnight,
然后我们再进行下一步 and we'll follow up with the next steps.
这怎么样 How does that sound?
要不我下次见到你再说吧 Maybe next time I see you.
要不我挑一种产品 Well, why don't I just send you a box
然后寄一箱给你 of one of these products tomorrow?
别寄给我一箱 Please don't send me a box.
你怎么就不能当个好妹妹支持我一下呢 Why can't you just be a sister and support me?
乔丹 因为你根本是一团糟 Jordan, because you're a fucking mess!
能向你展示 我特别激动 I'm so excited to show you.
你会喜欢的 Okay, you're gonna love this.
我等不及了 我快坐不住了 I can't wait. I'm at the edge of my seat, man.
抱歉让你等了这么久 I'm sorry it's taken so long.
颜料需要一周时间干燥 The paint took a week to dry, and...
怕丢 怕丢 快看 Fomo! Fomo, look!
就像照镜子一样 It's like looking in a mirror.
天哪 老兄 Wow, man.
我之前有点担心眼睛画得不好 I‐I was worried about the eye.
但我觉得可以 你怎么看 But I think it works. What do you think?
你喜欢吗 What do you... Do you like it?
没事的 Aw, it's okay.
-好吧 -我是说... ‐ Cool. ‐ I mean, I...
没事 我懂 没事 No, it's... cool. Cool.
没事 Cool!
没事 Cool.
没事的 没事的 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
-好 -好的 没事 ‐ Okay. ‐ Okay, okay.
你不用非得喜欢这幅画 No, you don't have to... like it...
或是别的什么 or... anything.
-好吧 -好 ‐ Okay. ‐ All right.
我要给你开一个抗组胺药 一天两次 I'm gonna write one for antihistamine, twice a day,
我还会给你开个鼻喷剂 and I'll also write one for a nasal spray just in case
-以防你继续打喷嚏 -听我说 ‐ the sneezing continues. ‐ Well, listen, man,
-谢谢你... -谢谢 ‐ uh, thank you for... ‐ Thank you.
那个 还有这个 that, and, uh, take this.
来 拿着 Here, just take it.
你不...你不用... Y‐you don't‐‐ you don't have...
-你不用非得喜欢 -不 我喜欢 ‐ You don't have to like it. ‐ No, I do, man.
我只是在尝试 I was experimenting with,
-不同的风格 -我是说... - you know, different stylistic‐‐ ‐ I mean...
和它长得不是很像 it doesn't really look like her.
这是它的感觉 就... It's the feeling of her. It's, you know...
什么情况 What's going on?
瓜拉那
璞蕾丝拉
当你的梦想大过借口 你就会成功
请进 Oh, come in!
想 好的 Want! Mm‐hmm. Okay.
-谢谢你 -不 你刚刚这是"操你妈" ‐ Thank you. ‐ No, you just said "fuck you."
这是谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
我有可食用的 有 Do I... I have edibles, yeah.
不不 你想吃点什么吗 No, no. Do you want something to eat?
我有个很棒的东西 这个棒棒 I have the perfect thing, this bar.
璞蕾丝拉这个公司改变了我的生活 This company, Plethora, has changed my life.
你得告诉我你的想法 You have to tell me what you think.
-没错 我收到你的短信了 -非常好吃 ‐ Okay, yeah. I got your text. ‐ It's delicious.
也许我回头再尝吧 现在我不饿 Maybe I'll try it later. I'm not hungry right now.
好吧 Oh, okay. Yes, do.
我会吃的 吃完告诉你我喜不喜欢 I'll try it, I'll let you know what I think.
我能为你提供点什么呢 Okay, what can I do you for?
我嘛... Uh, well, I'm...
压力特大 睡不着觉 pretty stressed, I'm, uh, I'm not sleeping.
就...我觉得... Um... just-- I have, like, you know,
-这和这的肌肉疼... -我有大麻二酚精油 - ...muscle pain here, here... - Oh! Well, I got a CBD balm
现在大家都用 所以我也带了 that... everyone's got this, but so do I.
那个30 八克的要60 That's 30 and 60 for the eighth.
好吧 两个我都要了 Oh, ouch. All right, I'll take both.
-好 -嗯 - Okay. - Yeah.
要开派对吗 Having a party?
差不多吧 其实也不算 Uh, sort of, not really.
人还不是很多 It's not very crowded yet.
等一下 Oh, hold on.
也许是我第一个...客人 喂 Maybe that is my first... customer. Hello?
联邦快递 3B有包裹 UPS. I got a package for 3B.
上来吧 Oh, send it up.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
挺好吃吧 It's good, right?
有嚼头 Chewy.
挺有嚼头 It's chewy.
我们还需要个冰激凌 We're gonna need another ice cream!
-看着真不错 -我喜欢 - This looks great. - Yeah, I like it.
很酷 看着不错 Yeah, it's cool. It looks good.
... 光有营养方面的好处还不够 ...the nutritional benefits weren't alone good enough,
我的意思是 还有经济上的好处 I mean, the perks, the perks, yeah.
我看上了地中海邮轮旅行 I have my eye on this Mediterranean cruise,
我想 一旦达成所有目标我就去 and I think I'll get it once I hit all the targets.
我很快就会去 I'll be going soon.
这个不会被通过的 Okay, so, um, uh, this is not gonna be approved.
糖霜太少了 没过... The icing is a little, it's not over the--
需要过了线才行 It needs to be over the line.
重做好吗 Do you mind doing it again?
拍完以后你再扔啊 Don't throw it until the end of the shoot!
什么情况 是第一天干吗 What is it, someone's first day?
玛莎刚和我交待 Hey! I just heard from Martha.
她说大麻二酚的圣诞曲奇看着不好吃 Uh, she says the CBD Christmas cookies don't look delicious.
而且她不想再搞如何现杀现烹火鸡了 And she doesn't wanna do the spatchcock turkey how-to anymore.
反过来呢 她想用剩的火鸡肉 Instead, she wants to do the perfect
玛莎·斯图沃特的标志性提法
做个三明治作为"好东西" leftover turkey sandwich as a "Good Thing."
好吗 Okay?
直到做好为止 Make it nice or make it twice.
-很好 很好 -差不多是那个意思了 - Good, good, good. - Okay, it's getting there.
量够了 完美的不完美 Just enough mess, perfectly imperfect, okay.
-我会愿意用这个 -我觉得量还需要大一点 - I'd love to get going on this. - I think it needs more mess.
得要看着更真实 It just needs to look more real.
-亚历克西呢 -亚历克西呢 - Where's Alexi? - Where's Alexi?
看着很不错 但 It looks great, um, but, uh,
三明治的左侧能否再突出一些 can we get more drama on the left side of the sandwich?
来点大的面包屑 Uh, more big crumbs.
当然 Oh, yeah! Sure.
-太棒了 -谢谢 - Great. - Thanks.
对 放在左边 Yeah. On the left side there.
我们能不能把那个怪怪的碎屑 Could we swap out that weird crumb
换成个更有诗意的 for one that's more poetic?
-左边的 -左边的... - To the left! - To the left, to the...
-左边 -左边左边 - the left. - Left, left, left.
-左边 我们的左边 -左边 - The left, the left. Our left. - Left.
-我们的左边 -不是那个 - Our left. - No, not that one.
-三明治上的 -后面一个 - Of the sandwich. - The one behind it.
这个 那个 那个大的 好 This one? That one? That big one? Yep.
-对了 -嗯 很好 对了 - That's it. - Yeah, that's great. Bingo.
知道吗 也许还是再来些面包屑更好 You know what, maybe it was better with more crumbs.
对不起 知道吗 冰激凌化了 Excuse me, you know what? Now, the ice cream's melting.
这样吧 我...给我吃了吧 Oh. Hey, you know what? I'll... I'll eat it,
如果大家不介意的话 if that's okay with everyone.
...那边有餐巾纸 飘逸的亚麻布简直 ...that napkin right there, the flowing linen is just...
-有点多了 -那样很好 ‐ Yeah, that's a little much. ‐ Oh, that's good.
-谢谢 -好了 开始拍吧 各位 ‐ Thanks. ‐ Okay. Let's get our shot off, please!
-一切都好吗 -玛莎 ‐ Hi. How's it going? ‐ Hi, Martha.
很不错 非常棒 It's going good. Yeah, real great.
火鸡三明治 Turkey sandwich.
手看起来怎么样 How do the hands look?
你真的会想吃那样一双手拿着的 You know, would you really wanna accept a sandwich
三明治吗 from hands that look like that?
-感觉不太友好 -对 我也这么想 ‐ Kind of unfriendly. ‐ Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
-看起来像爪子 -我觉得你该换人 ‐ It looks like a claw. ‐ I think you should switch them out.
没问题 可以 No problem. We can do that.
只需要新找一双手 Just need a new set of hands.
-那是谁 -是乔丹 她是我们的...乔丹 ‐ Who's that? ‐ Oh, Jordan. She's our‐‐ Hey, Jordan!
过来 Yeah, um...
-你喜欢她的手吗 -嗯 她的手不错 ‐ Do you like her hands? ‐ Yeah. Yeah, her hands are nice.
-对 对 -看着更普通 ‐ Yeah, yeah. ‐ I mean, they look more normal.
-没那么瘦骨嶙峋 -对 没错 ‐ They're not so thin. ‐ Right, right.
你愿意来帮个忙吗 Would you mind jumping in for this,
为拍照做模特 uh, for this photo shoot?
-玛莎喜欢你的手 -我吗 天呐 ‐ Martha loves your hands. Yeah. ‐ Me? Oh, wow.
-谢谢 -手非常好看 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Really good hands.
什么情况
-我是翻译 所以 不不 -没关系 ‐ I'm the interpreter, so you‐‐ No, no. ‐ That's okay.
-你可以问他 -玛莎喜欢你的手 所以 ‐ You could ask him. ‐ Martha loves your hands, so‐‐
你可以去化妆师那了 去吧 You can just go to makeup, and, yeah,
他们想用我的手
很快就拍好 对 这很重要 it'll be real quick. Oh, yeah, it's important.
但取决于你
好 没问题
-好 没问题 天呐 -太好了 ‐ Yes. Yes. Definitely. Oh my gosh. ‐ Great! Great!
她是我的翻译 随你 想用就用 She's my interpreter. Up to you, use her if you want.
好的 加快速度 因为 Okay, hurry, hurry 'cause
我们要把照片拍好 we wanna get this shot done.
很快就好 It'll be, yeah, super fast.
-好的 我愿意 -好极了 ‐ All right, I'll do it. ‐ Great.
不 但她的手很秀美 No, but her hands are good.
另外就是 我想拿走 Otherwise, I think I would take
盘子里的一些面包 a few of those crumbs off the plate.
好 来人拿走几个盘子里的面包 Yeah. Can we get some crumbs off the plate?
我很紧张
我不想让别人报道我
就像是在照片里 It's like using men's arms in
拍带汗毛的男人手臂 pictures like this with hair.
你必须去
对 大家不会想吃 不会 Yeah, people don't want it. No.
这可是玛莎·斯图尔特啊
没错 但她的手就很理想 Absolutely. No, her hands are the best.
我知道 但是
我会确保没人报道你
这里的人都明白
她不介意吧 对吗 And she doesn't mind, does she?
不会 No.
我觉得好别扭
他们会付你丰厚的酬劳
肯定会的
你说得很有道理
这太舒服了 你真是想不到 This feels so good, you have no idea.
-很好 -我的天 我能在这坐一整天 ‐ Oh, good! ‐ Oh my gosh. Yes. I could sit here all day.
你听说过璞蕾丝拉这个牌子吗 Have you heard of the company Plethora?
他家的护手霜简直太润了 They have such great moisturizers.
-这些都是剩菜吗 -这是最妙的地方 ‐ These are the leftovers, yes. ‐ It's the best part.
-第二天总会开派对 -一点不错 ‐ You always have a party the next day. ‐ Yeah, exactly,
和所有真正的朋友一起 with all your real friends.
好了 准备好了吗 乔丹 All right. Are we ready, Jordan?
-来了 -我们已经就绪了 很好 ‐ Oh yeah! ‐ We're ready for you. Great.
这是我第一次 真抱歉 This is my first time, so sorry.
放松
准备好了吗 深呼吸 Okay, you ready? Take a breath.
好的 很好 就这样 Good, all right, right there.
-坚持一下 非常好 -三二一 - Hold it there. Terrific. - Three, two, one.
很精致 Very pretty.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
-真的很美味 -真的吗 - Truly delicious. - Oh really?
这些应该做封面 Now, this should've been the cover.
我们为什么不拍这个呢 Why didn't we shoot these?
可以呀 好的 没问题 Oh, well... We can, yeah. Okay.
-没生气吧 -当然不会 都很好 - No hard feelings? - Of course! It's all good.
希望这对你有用 I hope it helps.
-谢谢 -有需要告诉我 - Thanks. - Let me know.
拜拜 杰西 辛苦你了 Bye, Jessie, thank you.
你好玛莎 不好意思 谢谢你 Hi, Martha. Excuse me, thanks.
-我只是想谢谢你 -你是 - I just wanted to say thank you. - You are...
-乔丹 那个翻译 -哦对 手模 - Jordan, the interpreter! Yeah! - Oh, oh, the hands!
-手模手模 -对 手模 - The hands, the hands. - Yes the hands
太感谢你了 Thank you very much.
该谢你才是 我知道你很忙 Oh, thank you, no, no, no. And I really don't wanna take up
-不想占用你太多时间 -有点赶时间 - many of your time. Yeah, I know you're busy. - Kind of in a rush.
我最近的人生刚好有个大转变 I just recently had a change in my life and it's just...
感觉很美妙 你听过璞蕾丝拉这公司吗 been incredible. Have you heard of the company Plethora?
-没听过 -这是个超级赞的公司 - No, no. - It's this incredible, incredible company.
它改变了我的人生 It's changed my life.
他们有很多神奇的营养品 It's, like, they have these beautiful supplements,
力易得 皮肤护理 Endura skincare, and Enthralla...
就是自然哲理这些东西 Just the philosophy and everything. I mean,
显然你不需要因为你 你的皮肤太好了 obviously you don't need because you have such. Your skin is just so beautiful.
你用的什么产品 What do you use?
太顺滑了 It's so creamy.
总而言之 我知道 So anyway, I just know...
你的美食事业进展的很好 you have a lot going on on your plate,
让你来做销售代表 and you're, uh, overqualified
当然有点屈才 to be a sales rep. Sure,
你是玛莎·斯图尔特 and you're Martha Stewart and everything...
我这边有带一些营养品 But I have these supplements.
-我不需要不需要 -你确定吗 - Oh, it's okay. I'm okay. - Are you sure?
-我不需要 祝你好运 -谢谢你 - Yeah, I'm good. But, good luck. Okay. - Yeah, thanks so much!
如果你感兴趣的话 我们也可以做搭档 And we could form a partnership even, if you're interested.
或者 算了吧 Or not. Maybe.
你刚做了什么
操 惨了 Fuck... shit.
好了 Here we go.
你好 Hello!
博蒂 Birdy.
今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
我只能说 回家太好了 Glad to be home, let me just say that.
这是什么 What's that?
这个 披萨刀 This? Oh, it's a pizza cutter.
我们已经有了啊 We've already got one of those.
但这个更可爱 Oh, but this one is way cuter.
而且很锋利 And, and it's sharp.
原来的那个已经钝了 Ours was getting dull.
好吧 Okay. All right.
-你去躺着吧 -好的 - You need to lie down. - Okay.
-我在这帮你 -没事不用 - All right? Let me help you here. - No, I'm good.
要拐杖吗 Need your cane?
-不用我快好了 谢谢 -好吧 - No, I was close. Thanks. - All right.
我知道 我也很喜欢她 No, I know, I know. I really liked her, too,
但我们现在的主要目标 but our main objective now
是把他赶下台 is to get him out of office,
每个人的选票都很重要 and every vote counts.
你知道他在共和党那边 Do you know he's still at 80%
还有80%的支持率吗 approval rating with the Republicans?
所以我的意思是 这真的很重要 I mean, so it really makes a difference.
我们必须把大家动员起来去投票 We have to get everyone to get out and vote.
-如果你需要 -我帮你 亲爱的我帮你 - And if you need - Let me help, let me help you with that, sweetie.
没事 不用 谢谢 No, I'm okay. Thank you.
没事 I'm good.
-很感谢 你去吃零食吧 -当心 好吗 ‐ I appreciate it, but have your snack. ‐ Be careful, okay?
不好意思 先生 是的 No, excuse me, sir. Yes,
是的 我在听 yes, I'm back.
听着 关于你说的 And listen, to your point,
毫无疑问 我们的投票系统很脆弱 there's no doubt that our voting system is fragile,
但这仍是最好的机会让我们的人入选公职 but it's still our best shot on getting someone into office
只有那样才能立法防止外国干涉 who will legislate to protect against foreign meddling.
我不认为你是错的 And I don't think you're wrong.
那确实可怕 It's very scary,
但不出现在投票站 but to not show up at the polls
就是让他们不战而胜 is letting them win without a fight.
-我们必须背水一战 -博蒂 我来帮你 ‐ And we've got to fight. ‐ Birdy, let me help you.
博蒂 Hey, Birdy!
你买了一把很高级的牙刷 Got some pretty fancy toothbrush in there.
-是的 -好吧 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Yeah.
你知道我们 Well, you know we still have, uh,
还欠了很多债吧 some specialist bills to pay.
当然了 我知道我们还欠了债 Of course I know we still have bills.
所以 我只是说 So, I'm just saying...
高级牙刷 fancy toothbrushes.
我只想说我不是左撇子 I'm just saying I'm not left handed.
好吧 好吧 Okay. All right.
在我... Any more, uh,
戴上之前 shit I can step in before I...
-还有什么指教吗 -没了 ‐ strap in? ‐ No.
好吧 Okay.
晚安 卡丽 Good evening, Kali.
等等 以免我等会忘了 Oh wait, oh wait, wait, wait, before I forget.
就一封 just one.
-邀请你这周六参加贝拉的生日派对 -谢谢 - An invitation to Bella's birthday party this Saturday. - Thank you.
-贝拉 -很低调 在我家 - Bella. ‐ Super low‐key, up at our place, you know,
只请了几个朋友 和楼里的邻居 just some friends, couple of people from the building,
-我们很希望你来 -太好了 ‐ and we'd love to have you. - That's great.
还有艾伦 如果她有时间的话 And Ellen, too, if she's up for it.
-好的 她... -她还好吗 ‐ Okay, sure. She's... ‐ How's she doing?
-她挺好的 很好 -那就好 ‐ She's doing really well. She's great. - Glad to hear it.
谢谢你一直帮我们更新 你真是太好了 And thank you for keeping us updated. You are such a rock.
-不用勉强 你来我们会很高兴 -好的 ‐ Anyway, no pressure. You know, we'd love to have you. - Okay.
-尤其是贝拉 -不能让我的贝拉失望 ‐ Bella especially. ‐ Can't let my Bella down.
你真是太好了 You're so sweet.
-晚安 -好的 晚安 ‐ Well, have a good night. ‐ Okay, good night.
我可以自己去参加派对的 You know, I could just go to this party alone.
我不会现在食言 I'm not gonna back out now.
-好吧 -或许我们可以去待一会 ‐ Okay. ‐ Maybe we could go just for a little while.
对 或许去一个小时之类的 Yeah, maybe just an hour or something.
很可爱吧 Cute, right?
-也很好用 -嗯 ‐ Works pretty well. ‐ Yeah.
该死 Damn it.
-需要我吓吓你吗 -太难受了 - You want me to scare you? ‐ I'm in hell.
-不 我没事 -你去给他拿一勺花生酱吧 - No, I'm okay. - Why don't you get him a spoonful of peanut butter?
家里还有花生酱吗 Do we have any peanut butter?
-有的 -马上来 ‐ Yes, we have peanut butter. ‐ Comin' right up.
我很爱花生酱 I love peanut butter.
不过不知道还管不管用 I don't know if it'll work though.
或者你可以深吸一口气 Or you could take a deep breath in,
憋住气 直到憋不住为止 and hold it until you can't any longer,
然后再深吸一口气 and then take in another deep breath after that.
憋气 呼气 And hold it, and exhale.
我觉得起作用... I think that wo‐‐
给你 Here you go.
-我要晕过去了 -试试这个 ‐ Gonna pass out. ‐ Try that.
这些饼干真带劲 对吧 These cookies are strong, right?
怎么吃这么多大麻饼干 博蒂 What's with the edibles, Birdy?
我可不要清醒着去参加那个派对 I'm not going to that party sober.
-什么派对 -我工作那栋大楼 - What party? - Uh, tenant in the building I work
有个租客要给她女儿庆生 叫贝拉 is having a birthday for her kid, Bella.
麻疹城市 Measles city.
-就是吧 -我懂 可是... - I know! - I know but, uh...
她还给我们的水滴筹捐了五百块 所以… she also gave us $500 to the GoFundMe, so...
-我不想知道别人给了多少钱 -没事的 - I don't wanna know how much people gave. - It's all right.
-他们只是关心 没关系 -维克多 - They just care. It's okay. - Victor.
我们就去一个小时 没什么大不了的 好吗 Look, we'll just go for an hour. No big deal, all right?
真对不起 我绝对是想给你们捐钱的 I'm so sorry. I was totally intending on giving to that.
-不 你不用 -对 真的... - No, not you. - Please, yeah. It's totally...
-还在筹吗 -不 我们已经筹够目标了 - Is it still going? - No, we met our goals.
-你们筹够目标了 -对 - You met your goal? - Yep.
-谢谢 -你还好吗 - Thank you. - And you're okay?
我很好 谢谢 I'm doing great, thank you.
这样吧 今晚的大麻我请了 You know what? Weed's on me tonight.
-不 -不 - No... - No!
我请你 I fund you!
-我们会给钱的 -你的钱不行 - We will pay. - Your money's no good.
把你的臭钱收起来 Put your fuckin' money away.
妈妈 Mommy!
这叫卡密欧 It's called, um, Cameo.
谁的都有 看 有... They got everyone. Look, they have, um,
史多美·丹尼尔 有韦斯利·斯奈普斯 Stormy Daniels. They have Wesley Snipes, Ice-T.
我有权游里的夜王 I had the Night King from Game of Thrones
给艾伦发个赶快好起来的消息 对吧 give Ellen a get-well message, right?
对吧 她不喜欢 Right? She hated it.
那是史努比狗狗吗 shit, is that Snoop Dogg?
有人该花钱请史努比狗狗动员人去投票 Someone should pay Snoop Dogg to tell people to vote.
对 这主意好 Yeah, yeah. That's a good idea.
-随便吧 -哟 我最爱的七宝奇谋 - Whatever. - Yo, my favorite Goonies!
-不可能 -不 真的超有趣 - No, stop it! - No, no. It's really funny.
我说不好 我是底层人士 I don't know, man. I'm on the ground.
我弄不懂那些上流的... I don't deal with that up-top--
布鲁多 Hey, Bluto.
你想走了吗 好 Hey, you wanna leave? All right.
你们走之前 咱们跟贝拉合个影吧 Oh, before you go, let's take a picture with Bella!
-好 -来 - Okay. - Come on!
来 贝拉 贝拉 Come on, hey, hey, Bella! Bella! Hey, Bella!
-好了 笑一个 宝贝 -笑 - Okay, smile baby, smile! Smile! - Smile!
你还好吗 Oh, are you okay?
你没事吧 亲爱的 You okay, sweetie?
她没事 没事 你没事吧 Yeah, she's fine, she's fine. Are you okay?
没事 非常感谢 Yes. Thank you so much.
她没事就好 I'm glad she's okay.
我没事 I'm fine.
我刚看了贝拉 她也会没事的 Just checked on Bella. Bella's gonna be fine, too.
那就好 放点冰块敷上 Good. Let's put some ice,
会有帮助的 按住你的鼻子 and this will help. Just press it to your nose.
我帮你拿眼镜 I'm gonna get your glasses.
-谢谢 -把这些东西挪开 - Thank you. - Move this stuff out of the way.
真漂亮 That's pretty.
-你从哪弄的那手链 -这个吗 -Where'd you get that bracelet? - This?
-对 -我也不知道 不记得了 - Yeah. - I don't know, I can't remember.
我才订了个跟那很像的 在... I just ordered one like that on...
在网上 online.
天啊 Oh my God.
跟这个一模一样 It was exactly like this.
-虎眼 -不 我是在一个二手店买的 - The tiger's eye-- - No, I got it at a thrift store
应该是富顿大街那边 somewhere on Fulton, I think.
我是定制的 It was custom.
这就怪了 That's odd.
因为我... Because I...
还记得我之前问你我有没有包裹吗 Remember I asked you if I had a package
你说根本没收到 就... and you said it never came, like...
-几周以前的事 你记得吗 -嗯 - couple of weeks ago, do you remember that? - Yeah.
好吧 Okay...
你是拿了我的包裹送给她了吗 Did you take my package and give it to her?
-不不 绝对不是 -我不知道... - No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. - I don't know what to...
那是我的手链 That's my bracelet.
-肯定有什么误会 对吧 -抱歉 但 - Well, there must be -some misunderstanding, right? - I'm sorry, but
-我不明白她怎么... -不 等等 - I don't understand how she-- - No, hold onto that.
给 Here.
-什... -我们走吧 - Wh... - Let's go.
博蒂 Birdy!
我不明白 I don't understand.
-就几步 -我帮你捡 - Couple of steps-- - I got your cane,
-我来 -好的 谢谢 - I got your cane. - Okay, thanks.
刚才那是什么情况 What the fuck was that?
-那是她的手链吗 -是的 - W-was that her bracelet? - Yes.
什么叫是的 What do you mean yes?
-怎么在你这 -我从收发室拿走了一个包裹 - How did you get it? - I took a package from the mail room.
你偷了她的包裹 You stole her package?
-我不知道是手链 -然后你还戴到这来了 - I didn't know it was a bracelet. - And then you wore it here?
-你还戴到这来了 -我忘了 - You wore it here. - I forgot!
-是的 我忘了 我没想起来 -什么意思 - Yes, I forgot. I didn't realize. - What do you mean?
什么叫你忘了 这他妈是我的工作 What do you mean you forgot? That's is my fucking job!
我只在这里拿过一个 It's the only one I took from here.
天啊 天 Oh my God! Oh my God.
-只有一个 我保证 -那么多包裹 - The only one I took from here, I promise. - All those packages.
那么多东西 All that stuff.
-那么多东西 艾伦 -其他的大楼 - All that stuff, Ellen! - Other buildings,
-其他地方 -你在偷东西 - other stoops. - You're stealing!
亚马逊比上帝还有钱 Oh, Amazon has more money than God.
-他们会补发货的 -你说什么呢 - They'll just send things again. - What are you talking about?
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-我在叫车 -不 - I'm calling a Lyft. - No, no. I mean,
你到底有什么毛病 what the fuck is going on with you?
你弄水滴筹是为了约炮吗 Did you set up a GoFundMe to get laid?
-什么 -没什么 - Excuse me? - Nothing.
不 你说得对 没什么 No, you're fucking right, nothing.
这太荒唐了 艾伦 当然不是 That's ridiculous, Ellen. No.
-不是 -你知道什么才叫荒唐吗 - No! - You know what's ridiculous?
拿着你朋友的钱去中风得癌症 Having a stroke and cancer on your friends' dime.
我不明白这事怎么就这么不好 I don't know why this is such a big deal!
他们关心我们 他们知道我们需要帮助 They care about us! They know we need help!
我们还要还债 We have bills!
是我要还债 他们是我欠的债 I've got bills! They're my bills!
-你说真的吗 -真的 - Seriously? - Seriously.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
真的 去你妈的 Seriously, fuck you.
滚 Fuck you.
天啊 真不敢相信你干了这种事 Jesus Christ. I cannot believe you did this.
天啊 Oh God...
他怎么这么久还没来 What is taking him so long?
-要六分钟 -好吧 我们走 - Six minutes. - Well, let's go.
别在我负责的楼下吵这些 拜托 Let's not do this in front of my building, please.
咱们往前移几家好吗 Can we take this down a couple of doors?
-好吧 -快 快 - Okay, okay! - Hurry up! Hurry up.
我只能走这么快了 Um, there's just so fast I can go.
天 God...
真不敢相信你干了这种事 I can't believe you did this.
给 拿着你的拐杖 拿着 Here, take-take your cane. Take your cane.
我他妈要气炸了 I am so fucking furious.
-天 好久了 -什么 - my gosh, it's been so long... - What?
离你上次生我的气 since you got mad with me.
太棒了 Oh, it's amazing.
是的 很高兴你又再次生我的气了 Yeah. It's nice to have you angry with me again.
你知道已经太久了吗 Do you know that it's been ages?
就像普通夫妻一样 Like a regular couple,
生彼此的气 有抱怨 being mad at each other, and having things, you know...
就感觉 感觉真好 It's like-- It's so nice.
终于来了 就像问好 Finally. Like, hello?
别闹了 Stop.
别这样 别 Come on. Come on.
-现在是说真的 -对 这就是真的 - This is real now. - Yeah, this is real.
这就是我 This is me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
好吧 Okay.
圣诞节你给我买了什么礼物 What'd you get me for Christmas?
跟你他妈没关系 None of your fucking business.
你真是疯了 Oh, you're fucking crazy.